Don't fix anything - Just write a Policy

When things break there are usually 2 options, the first fix the broken thing or the second replace it.

But governments know there is a 3rd way to deal with anything, write a policy.

The roads are falling apart, a new policy will fix it.

Schools are turning out ignorant uneducated children, write a new education policy.

CO2 is going to kill us all, we need more climate control policies.

Its has got so ludicrous now that the government pays fake activist groups to "demand more detailed policies". 

The prime examples being the ridiculous Climate policies and the demands by some deluded groups paid for by government  " more rigorous policies to discourage people from eating meat".

Maybe try it for yourself.
Next time you break something, maybe you dropped your favourite mug and it shattered, simply open your laptop and write a policy. 

Let me know if it fixes it!