With thanks to Monty Python I ask on the eve of Gordon being booted out of No.10 (if he isn't the election is a fix) what has the labour party ever done for us.the sanitation!
Oh yes ... sanitation, Reg, you remember before people could actually afford their water rates.
And the roads ...
Well YES OBVIOUSLY the roads ... the roads go without saying, before they put up car tax we had roads you could drive along without hitting pot holes all the time.
But apart from, the sanitation and the roads ...
Medicine ... Education ... Health
Yes ... all right, fair enough ... Prescriptions have trebled in price and people fight to find a good education for their children, and as for the NHS the waiting lists are gone because they won't put you on a list until you have waited 2 years already.
And the wine ...
Oh yes! True! They want to tax wine so much that no one can afford it just because a few drunks can't control themselves.
Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the
AND it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.
Yes, they certainly know how to keep order you can walk the streets at night with any weapon you like, and reported crime has fallen because there is no way you can get through to the police to report it.
All right ... all right ... but apart from sanitation and medicine and education and public health and roads and public order ... what HAVE the
£800,000,000,000 debt!
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What about their real Law and Order successes? They've got just about every cop in the Country snowed under with so much BS paperwork (just so the CPS can then drop the cases at Court) that there's none left to actually do anything!
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