Don't fix anything - Just write a Policy

When things break there are usually 2 options, the first fix the broken thing or the second replace it.

But governments know there is a 3rd way to deal with anything, write a policy.

The roads are falling apart, a new policy will fix it.

Schools are turning out ignorant uneducated children, write a new education policy.

CO2 is going to kill us all, we need more climate control policies.

Its has got so ludicrous now that the government pays fake activist groups to "demand more detailed policies". 

The prime examples being the ridiculous Climate policies and the demands by some deluded groups paid for by government  " more rigorous policies to discourage people from eating meat".

Maybe try it for yourself.
Next time you break something, maybe you dropped your favourite mug and it shattered, simply open your laptop and write a policy. 

Let me know if it fixes it!

Energy Prices - Have not GONE up!

Here in the UK we live with corruption at levels that most people can never imagine.

We have a corrupt Government at all levels from local council to Westminster, we have corrupt bankers and a banking system that is designed and managed to take money from the poor and give to the rich and we have media that is controlled and run by billionaires making up stories that have no resemblance to truths.

All the above is the same in virtually every country in the world and most people are happily oblivious to it and believe they are free.

So with all this corruption it should be no surprise to know that energy companies are just as corrupt from the "watchdog" Ofgem to the "suppliers" it all huge profit making scam.

There are people who actually believe that energy prices have gone up, NO  NO NO , nothing has gone up, the cost of Gas is exactly the same as it has ever been, totally free, and the cost of generating electricity has not changed for years either.

What has happened is that the greedy bankers and billionaires have decided that $240billion in their bank is not enough and that they want more and more so they have PUT up gas, oil and electricity prices.

See the subtle difference one word GONE should always be replace by PUT when referring to the prices changing in an upward direction.

The next amazing thing is that most people have been completely fooled by Government paying part of their energy bill for the last however many months.
This is not to help joe public it is just to take tax from the people and give it to the energy "resellers" and onto the energy makers and oil and gas extractors.

Take from the poor and give to the rich by PUTTING up prices and declaring an "energy crisis".

NET ZERO - It's not a law- its the latest scam to make money.

 

In 2019 the UK  Government say they "signed Net Zero into law". 

Thats hilarious, its like saying they have made a law that the tide will not come in on a Wednesday or that Blackbirds will not sing before 6am.

Firstly Governments do not and can not make Laws.
They pass legislation and there is a huge difference between a law and legislation, a difference that Governments and Police hope that you never find out because it means that most of the things they tell you are Law aren't, its only because you decide to comply that they get away with enforcing it.

Net Zero is simply a fake law, a con about more control, more tax and making more money.

The Government "signed it into law"  so what, what will happen if someone makes a little bit too much CO2 the day after their zero carbon day comes in.  Nothing will happen because it's not enforceable unless people fall for the con.

The government wants to fine car dealers for not selling enough electric cars and air-source heat pump manufacturers for not selling enough heat pumps, but all this nonsense can only happen if people agree to be controlled by fake laws and mandates and yet more threats from Government.

If manufacturers said they will continue to build and supply internal combustion engine cars then no government could ever stop them if we wanted to buy them.

Everything you think you know about governments making laws is fake, they don't and never have.

Interestingly "legislation is given the power of law with the consent of the Governed " which is nonsense. When we have consented to any of this Net Zero, we haven't, it is being forced upon the world by the same insane super rich who are driving all the climate change narrative and who have the ultimate goal of a One World Government under the WEF and UN.

Net Zero isn't law, it never will be because thats impossible.

UK - Hottest June Ever - Maybe ?

 

A couple of years ago I bought a new room thermostat for the central heating and set it to 20DegC felt cold set it to 21, felt cold set it to 22 and eventually settled at 24. 

Dinner at friends one evening and the room was sweltering with their room thermostat set at 19.

When I got home I  got all the thermometers I have including electronic, meat thermometers, greenhouse, digital etc and put them in the lounge with the room thermostat saying 24.

Not one thermometer said the same but most of them read way below 24 deg C.

The new room thermostat read 24deg C when the temperature was 20 hence the original setting of 20 was something like 16 no wonder I felt cold.

My reason for this rambling is simple, if I can have 6 thermometers all reading different temperatures within a few inches of each other why are we expected to believe the latest scientific nonsense about the hottest June on record.

There are so many things wrong with the "science" and yet we are not allowed to criticise so I  ask just a few of the obvious questions.

1. In the 1840s how accurate were thermometers and even if they were accurate what were there they accurate against .
Research seems to suggest they were "calibrated" using the boiling point of water, yet this can vary by a number of degrees depending on impurities in the water, the atmospheric pressure and the altitude.
So perhaps the thermometer reading 30deg in 1840 was actually at a temperature of 28 or 32 ?

2. If you take the temperature in the garden at one point even in the shade then walk 10metres to the other side of the garden the temperature might vary due to many environmental factors. It will also vary within a few moments if the sun goes behind a cloud.
So back in 1840 the thermometer might be hanging in a box in a small country garden. When the temperature was read was it recorded as to the cloud cover, the wind speed the direction of the wind etc.
And when we compare the temperature taken today is the thermometer the exact same thermometer in the exact same location with exactly the same building, trees, bushes around it. No of course it isn't the whole environment is different.

I could go on and on picking holes in the "scientific method" that is suppose to prove temperature changes on the planet but no scientist will ever believe that the data he is producing is utterly wrong.
We have to accept that the "climate scientists" are paid to prove climate change and now "man made" climate change.

If they were to suggest that perhaps its the instruments that have changed not the temperatures they would not get funding.

The climate crisis is the latest fear being spread by the powers that be and presumably as soon as the wrong person reads this blog it will be removed or deleted because we are not allowed to have an opinion thats doesn't fit the narrative .

I don't deny the climate might be warming, it might be cooling it might be staying the same. 

One thing we can be completely sure of is that the scientists who are published in the (billionaire controlled) media don't have a clue, they are all just following the script in order to get paid.

And now todays Fear forecast --- Sorry I meant Weather forecast

Snow Bombs, Heat Domes, Wall of snow, Braced to boil, Battered by rain, Horrifying storms .... I think you get the idea.

Weather forecasts have become the latest fear campaign to control the minds of the not so informed masses.

Not long ago we would be told "there is a lovely summers day ahead across most of the country" this has now been replaced by "Brits braced for blistering heat".

A "wintery day with the prospect of snow showers" has become "Amber warning for snow with risk to the vulnerable".

It probably started before the Sc@mdemic but it seems that since the UKHSA was set up to be in-charge of the country's fear levels it is getting progressively more and more stupid.

The recently released "traffic light system"  for nice weather will be joined in November by a "traffic light system warning of cold weather" which will of course not cause any confusion in autumn and spring when  a UKHSA red warning could be for heat or cold.

Not happy with just the UKHSA we also have the Met Office giving warnings about everything from a rumble of thunder to a slight increase in tide height and so it goes on.

It was obvious throughout C0nvid that we have a country with a lot of rather stupid people and that many will do everything they are told by someone professing to be in a "position of authority" over them, but I can not decide if seeing a country controlled by fear of the weather is hilarious or scary. 

One thing is for sure,  the government nudge unit and psyops teams are behind the weather forecasts these days .

The Great Solar Panel and energy Scam

Many home owners are fitting solar panels at the moment.

Around here the roofs are filling up with new installations. 

Having fitted panels myself some years go I  have to agree they are very useful, as long as its sunny.

During summer months the house is usually self sufficient for our electrical needs straight off the roof in the day time and the batteries keep us up and running throughout the night, we also have the added advantage of never being effected by a grid power cut.

So if all this is so good why is this entry talking about a scam?

Two reasons, and both by energy "resellers", that bunch of corrupt businesses who are busy making billions of pounds from everyone at the moment under the pretence of an "energy crisis".

Do you realise that the company you pay for gas and electricity do not provide you with anything, no really they don't, if you think about it how could they. 

My electricity cable is also connected to my neighbours house and all the other housed around the road and the town. 

So how could OVO send electricity to me and Octopus to next door and British Gas to the people at the end of the road ?  Its exactly the same with gas .

None of these companies do anything at all except make you send them a meter reading and from that meter reading bill you for something which you assume was gas or electricity .  

To make matters worse they then put the prices up telling you its all based on the cost of oil or gas or whatever even though you are supposed to be paying for electricity. Its all very well organised by these companies to stop you asking "hold on what am I paying you for?"

Not happy with just deceiving people into paying for something they don't supply they have now found an even better way to make money from us.  

Fit solar panels to your roof, pay for them, pay for their installations and then feed any energy you don't use into the national grid. 

The companies then pay perhaps 10-15 pence a kWh to you for producing the energy and "sell" it to the house next-door for 25-30 pence per kWh making a 100% profit by doing nothing at all and you paid for the panels.

If you dare to ask these con merchants why they only pay you half the price for kWh they tell you its because they are paying for the infrastructure and the grid ---- but hold on ---- thats paid for already and all maintained by charging a "standing charge "  for both gas a electricity supply. 

A charge that has doubled in the last 3 years because of the cost of gas or oil or some obscure non related cost.

In this modern world we all use electricity and as long as we do the con men like Octopus, Ovo, BG etc etc will continue to find new ways to take our money for doing nothing at all except send us a bill, for a meter reading we are gullible  enough to send them.

Mass Psychosis explains it all

An article published recently said that the most common side effect of one of the scamdemic J@bs is psychosis.

Thats scary, but it does explain the present nonsense  world wide regarding the "C1imate Cr1sis". 

Yes things are now so crazy that if I write the last two words on the last paragraph out this blog is likely to be removed.

We are just month away from it being a crime to say anything that does not agree with the official narrative on C1imate Ch8nge.

In London today "over 200 organisations" protesting demanding that government takes away rights, bans cars that actually work, removes fuel that actual heats homes and make life for every humans uncomfortable in order to stop their psychotic panic about the C1imate.

I wrote about this some years ago but since that time we had the scamdemic, that gave me so much more time to research many things.
Regarding C1imate Ch8nge I  can say without any fear of being wrong that all the rubbish being implemented, discussed and enforced is caused because the scientists are all psychotic. 

They are so far removed from reality that they believe their own hype.

If things were as they say they are, why do we still need C1imate scientists. They maintain that they have proved their point, the science is settled and there is no other explanation. 

"The consensus among scientists is...." . Well there we have a huge problem, and that is science is not a consensus. 
Politics works on consensus but not science.

If something is a consensus its not science and if its science it can not be a consensus.

Science works by a scientist having a theory, experiments are then conducted to see if the theory holds true and until the theory is disproved it remains the present scientific theory. 

As soon as any experiment or investigation disproves the theory its game over for that theory.

There are thousands of scientists throughout the world who have disproved the manmade CO2 causing C1imate Ch8nge theory so that's it, the theory is disproved end of

...... but wait ..... 

we have billionaires with huge sums invested and to be made from N-t Zero, electric cars, hydrogen gas and wind farms etc etc so to allow anyone to dispel their myth will never be allowed. Their religion now rules and it will soon be illegal to question it.

If you have made home made beer and put it in a barrel, as I do, you will find something very simple happens. When the barrel gets warm the pressure goes up and when it gets cold it goes down. 

Some due to expansion a lot of this pressure change is due to the beer releasing CO2 when it warms up because warm liquids can not dissolve as much CO2 as cold liquids ...... so just perhaps CO2 levels in the atmosphere are going up because the earth is warming up..... and the earth is warming up because the sun is warming up and the earth is still coming out of the last ice-age ?

All the above science is fully understood by any scientist but has to be denied or else  funding stops and because they are all suffering from psychosis they deny reality.

The world is huge, and the atmosphere surrounding it is flipping massively totally gynormously huge, so massive that the idea tiny humans running devices and breeding cows could ever made a difference to CO2 levels is so far fetched that its a wonder anyone has ever believed it.

If the psychotic masses continue to have control of the world then by the 2050 deadline they have arbitrarily set we will all be living without power, water, transport or humanity.

Missing In action - A roundup of the last few years before I start again properly.

It has been a very long time since I wrote anything on this blog and in that passing of time the world has changed .

Or maybe the world has not changed it might just be that I have been woken up.

I was sitting in the sun in Portugal when I heard about people dashing out to buy toilet paper and pasta in the UK. What was going on with these people. Had they all been hit with mass hysterical illnesses, yes that's exactly what happened.

Over the next couple of years most of the world was consumed in the hysteria which was brilliantly orchestrated by Governments, WEF, a certain software geek and a lot of billionaires.

Suddenly I  was being told that my body and my health was nothing to do with me and only the government or a pharmaceutical company could now save me from some invisible monster that was going to kill anyone who did not "Stay home save lives and save the NHS".

I  didn't panic, I didn't get scared I got very very angry then I  got informed.

I am ashamed to admit that they had me fooled for a couple of weeks.
Although I never fell for the exercise for 1 hour a day pretend law, I did stay in a lot and chatted to friends on ZOOM rather than in person.

Then the realisation of what was going on hit and it hit hard. 

Many people still believe C**id19 was real and that people died from it and if you are one of those people then its your right to think that because you haven't done the research, or maybe you have but only on MSM sites and those controlled by those profiting from the myths and misinformation of viruses that can kill healthy people .

During the scam-demic or if you prefer plan-demic I learned more about humans and they way we work than most GPs will ever know and the most important thing I learned is that no one other than me is responsible for my health. 

Unless we are involved in some accidental injury then everything else that happens to our health is our fault. 

We do not "catch" a virus, we do not "develop"  cancer or "become" diabetic or any other illness we create it with our lifestyle choices.

When we walk into a GPs office and tell them we have an illness they know nothing about how it was caused, they actually in the main don't care, all they want to do is give us something to mask the symptoms until our bodies repair us. 

Have I lost you or are you still reading on, with anger that I dare criticise doctors.

There are many doctors who do good work especially surgeons and trauma specialists but there are also many who are just prescription writers .

I have a lasting memory of the start of the scam-demic walking past the local doctors surgery and seeing a receptionist outside dressed like a space woman; mask, gown, shield, gloves, apron and I think even over shoes with her had up shouting at a pool elderly man "get back" with her hand raised. 
The majority of the worlds medical organisations bought into C**id19 from the start until a very few doctors had the courage to start saying it was not what it was made out to be.

People died because of it but none from a virus, (science had still have not isolated any virus in the history of man) some died because they were given drugs that killed them, some died because they were elderly and put in so much fear of this "pending doom" and some very good people died "mysteriously" after announcing that drugs already available could cure everyone who ever "caught" C**id19.

The scammed control got me for a few weeks then I woke up, then we joined "stand in the park" a world wide group of people who knew the truth and every sunday morning at 10am local time millions stood together in parks all around the world.
At my stand we were threatened by ignorant misinformed Police with fines and told we could not stand in groups of more than 6 etc yet we stood together sometimes more than 40 of us.
We hugged , we chatted , we didn't socially distance, we didn't wear masks, we didn't take jabs and to this day we are all still standing.

The best thing about the lockdowns was empty roads. 

We rocketed up to Lincolnshire to visit family with no delays and trips to have dinner or share a takeaway had no traffic delays.

This section is dragging on rather more than anticipated so I am sorry about that, I understand if you feel you need to go, I don't blame you, there is probably something far more exciting on MSM, Youtube or the BBC.

So what's this rambling guff all about.
It's about me restarting the blog entries, that no one reads because no one reads anything these days it all has to be video.
But that's ok the "intelligent universe" sees what is written, hears what is said and understands what is meant by everything.
But that's something for another entry and hopefully not as crazy as you think.

If you have read this far I thank you very much and hope that you will come back and read the next entry, or if you haven't done so before read some of my ramblings from years gone by.

Till next time

Climate Change - The Mad Scientists Take Over

We all spot the nutter walking down the street, shouting at lamp posts or yelling that "the end of the world is nigh" or telling himself jokes and then laughing for ages.

 

But what about the other kind of nutter, the one who has gained respectability, the ones that people listen to and believed, whos opinions make the papers, tv and radio. I am talking about those people who become so obsessed with their own theories and research that they can never believe anyone else can be right. People who spend their whole life proving their theories are right, never considering another option, people who become scientists and PROFESSORS.

 

A strange title and more often than not the people who obtain it seem to go completely off the rails. There is the old saying "to learn more and more about less and less, until you know absolutely everything, about nothing", basically saying that as they study they lose perspective on the "wider picture" to use management speak.

 

We have a local retired guy here who still uses his title professor whenever he is spouting nonsence in the papers, retired means he is no longer a professor I believe, or am I missing something and should be using my old work title on the blog to give it more authority.

 

A professor on TV the other day looked like he hadn't had a wash in a year and never seen a razor and was so obviously living on planet Zob that I expected him to starts singing in a Spike Milligan voice. They are all completely gaga the only difference from the guy walking down the street laughing at himself is title Professor or scientist.

 

It's been a tad wet and windy in the UK of late and rather dry and hot in other places in the world, which according to various Professors means CLIMATE CHANGE, they don't call it global warming now because too many people though that would be rather nice in the UK.

 

No matter what other views there are in the world Climate Change is now real because the professors say so and not only is it real there is no doubt at all that its all caused by man.

Please at this point ignore the blindingly obvious fact that after the last ice age there were no industries pumping out CO2 or fields of beef cattle farting too much. Believe the Professors and mad scientists because they are right, they tell us so. Oh and if you don't agree you are a climate change skeptic or worse still denier.

 

It wouldn't be so bad if all these mad scientists were doing was costing us a bit in tax on all the GREEN and ECO nonsence that government tax us on but now we are in serious trouble.

 

This Is The Scary Bit

There are at least two schemes that are being considered and maybe even implemented (please god no) that should scare everyone.

Number 1 bad idea - To spray salt water high into the sky to make clouds and reduce global warming.

Number 2 bad idea - To spray week sulphuric acid high into the atmosphere.

 

So the acid rain we have already is that caused because they have started idea 2 ? and is all the extra rain in the UK because they have started idea 1?

 

Who knows, but if the mad scientists are allowed to risk totally destroying the world by playing with the weather then perhaps next time I see the mad guy in town I will give him a fiver and a friendly smile, because at least his can of extra strength larger won't destroy the planet.

 

 

 

Don't Pay That Parking "Fine" its possibly just an Invoice.

An article I read the other day said a well known supermarket (with blue and white bags) was going to start dishing out "fines" to anyone without children who park in the parent and child bays.

After asking "why the heck should people with children get priority parking when a lot of both the children and parents need the exercise" there is also the questions what right have they got to impose the "fine" and what right has the DVLA to sell our details to anyone calling themselves a parking firm?

Thankfully the DVLA question is now (Feb 2014) being raised in parliament but the others I am interested in here.

When you park on private land with notices saying - so long free, parent only, shoppers only, and if you overstay or forget to bring the 2yo out with you or park too close to an imaginary line only a parking attendant can see, you agree to pay £100 etc etc, what you are doing is entering into a contract with the owner of the land. So if you park for 121minutes or only had the dog with you not little Madaline you have breached a contract, not broken any laws.

 

The notice that is placed upon your car in a private car park or sent to you through the post by one of the CCTV controled supermarket carparks is not a fine notice, it will do everything it can to look like one, which can in some circumstances be an offence in itself, but it is an invoice. BIG DIFFERENCE.

Unless it is issued by the police or a local authority its an invoice so feel free to chuck it in the bin and ignore it, all you actually do is break your contract over parking. You don't commit a crime.

 

There are masses of contract laws that apply in the UK but all I need to say is this, if you break a contract the person who you had the contract with can seek to claim back their losses.

Not a massive unreasonable sum like £100 just their losses.

For example if you overstayed in a shop car park and there were 100 other spaces free at the time they would be hard pressed to say they had lost anything.

If you got the ticket because you parked accross 2 bays and you did it for say 2 hours and parking is £1 an hour their losses are £2 not £100. So offer them £4 and say thats all they are getting.

If you parked in a parents bay without the kids their losses are probably diddly squat.

There have been some brilliant cases recently where the company patroling the private car park was not even being employed by the land owner, those invoices can go straight in the bin. Oh hang on they all can.

 

The Government mistakenly passed a law in 2012 requiring the owner of a car to tell the scumbag parking people who was the driver but after you have complied with that bit you are done.

 

The reason why the private land parking industry is taking £50,000,000 a year off of drivers is because people have let them.

They can't put a marker on your credit rating, they can't send in the bailiff unless a court has heard the case and ruled against you and they cant clamp your car. If the person writing the ticket sees you and asks you anything you dont have to say a word.

Although if I am ever ticketed for parking in a parent and child bay I shall be informing the person issuing it that I do indeed have children with me, they are in the boot, and no I am not opening it because they might escape.

 

Fixing your number plates with velcro and removing them in private car parks is another way to defeat these scumbags, I mean companies, come to think of it with no police on the roads maybe just ditch the plates completely?!

 

If everyone told these companies 'see you in court' they would rapidly go out of business and the sooner that happens the better!

 

 

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The Great British Carrier Bag Scam

I wrote about the governments obsession with plastic bags all the way back in 2008 (political sketch ) it seems that the politicians are still at it.

Interestingly the mega tides we had recently left hundreds of plastic bottles at the new high tide mark on the marshes but I couldn't see a single carrier bag, still the campaigners and government tell us that we need to pay for our bags to protect the sea life.

From next year we are all to pay for them no doubt putting people who work at carrier bag manufactures out of a job.

Another group of mad do gooders want the charge to apply to paper bags as well, and to all shops even when you pick up your takeaway and they put all those individial dishes into a bag for you.

It will start at 10p then probably go to 15p and before we know it be £1 a bag as the Government spouts piffle that the money raised is going to charity, as if any sane person believes that, or that charities actually do anyone any good except for the people running them.

Its a tax, its nothing else. Saving the planet by paying for a paper bag yet at the same time allowing the Royal Mail to fill everyones recycling sack with a ton of useless junk mail a week.

Have you ever seen an animal stuck in a paper bag? We have a group of politicians who in the main couldnt fight their way out of a wet one, but honestly someone inject some sense into this country and call a halt to this stupidity.

If some good is to be achieved then put a 50pence deposit on all plastic bottles and cans, that will achieve far more, in Canada they have a return value on all plastic bottles and drinks cans so even the tramps go around collecting them in shopping trolleys and you never see them littering the streets.

It will be fun in the supermarket when I decline to pay the carrier bag tax and start taking 4 items off of the belt at a time to the car, I think they will give me free bags then.

 

Inflation - The self fulfilling prophesy

I wrote a few days ago that I am unfortunate, I have a phone contract with O2, well I say phone contract its more of the CON as there are hardly any places here that I can use the phone, so after their second hike in prices I decided enough was enough and phoned the customer services to ask how I cancel my contract.

I gave up after I couldn't stand the music on hold any longer but I did get through with the online chat thingy.

 

The guy I got through to told me how wonderful O2 are and how they provide the best service to customers and all the usual guff that call centre staff have to say then he went on to really annoy me. He kept saying that O2 have to put up their prices because of inflation because everything is going up.

 

STOP RIGHT THERE.........

No one seems to be asking this question so I will, Everything is going up because of inflation, but what is causing inflation? Oh yes that will be everything going up in price, yes ?

 

Lets ask another way, wages aren't going up (unless you are a politician then feel freee to have 11%) so if wages aren't going up it follows that manufacturing costs aren't going up either...... I hear someone shout its the cost of materials that has gone up. Why? They are made/extracted/developed/grown by people whoaren't getting paid any more than they were. So the cost of materials is going up because of what, inflation? Its a circle of events and nothing is putting the prices up so where does inflation come from?

 

The answer is so simple . Inflation is caused by big companies putting prices up because they have to because of inflation, inflation which is caused by them putting prices up because of inflation, inflation which is caused by them putting prices up because of inflation, inflation which is caused by them putting prices up because of inflation, inflation which is caused by them putting prices up because of inflation, inflation which is caused by them putting prices up because of inflation, inflation which is caused by them putting prices up because of inflation, inflation which is caused by them putting prices up because of inflation which.............

(commas and punctuation may be added or moved in the above until you are happy with the way it reads. I tried but gave up)

 

 

You are better off in an association. Join SCA now!

It seems that everyone on the news is from an association or federation of some kind, the federation of small businesses the association of pipe fitters or the association of old ladies who bake bread.

 

The people who turn up to be interviewed sit in the studio saying things like "our members tell us that....." or "We want government to recognise that our members ...... ", but when you start looking at some of these associations/federations you realise that what they actually do is often obscure.

One group I looked into states as its main aim "giving our members a voice" whatever that means.

 

One thing that these groups have in common is that they take money from their "members" and have a jolly nice time on it.

Some associations take a percentage of turnover of its members to pay their executives huge salaries and bonuses, with annual incomes of millions they actually produce nothing, just providing the "platform for its members" or "representing them" to or at or in someplace.

 

It has to be the easiest way to make money, yet people and businesses join, scared that if they are the only people in a particular sector not in its federation they will miss out on whatever there could one day be, they might be paying a million a year but it will all be worth it one day, perhaps,maybe.

 

Some Associations have the decency to put in their title that it is all a bit dodgy, take for example The CONfederation of British Industry (CBI) now thats clever, tell people its a con so if they ever realise you do nothing but get rich off them you are covered.

 

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If O2 ran a pub.

I am one of the unlucky people who has a phone contract with O2, it was a big mistake I know but when I started with them many years ago they weren't as bloody awful as they are today.

It's not just their systems that are useless , they also employ a mix of very good and totally useless staff. Unfortunately the local store assistant manager falls into the totally useless category and I have other people backing me up on that one.

 

The biggest trouble with O2 is that they just don't give a stuff about customers, just getting through to their customer services can take an hour, and when you do get through they will make excuses for everything and if you are too much trouble simpy hang up on you.

 

Another infuriating thing is that they increase your tarrif mid contract saying that they are doing so for the benefit of customers to upgrade this or that, yet where I live I can't even send an iMessage, open a web page or update twitter when I am away from my own wifi connection. (Not with O2)

 

All this got me thinking what if O2 took over other things, perhaps decided to run a pub. So using my experiences of the Colchester O2 shop, their customer services and other people I know experiences this is how I think it will be run.......

 

IF O2 RAN A PUB

The pub will be easy to find but getting in it will be a big problem, doormen will hold you outside for no reason, take loads of personal details and eventually let you in to be met by another doorman who would take all your details again before moving you into the actual bar.

The barman (or woman) will tell you that they are the pub manager, and no matter which barman (or woman) served you they will tell you the same thing.

All the barmen and women will wear an O2 uniform, tell you its an O2 pub then tell you that the pub is owned by Pubifonica in Spain and if you have any complaints contact them. If you appear confused they will make sarcastic remarks to you.

 

Licensing laws will be anything the "manager" decided and no matter what UK laws said it will not apply to the O2 pub, who will operate under their own "policies" which are above the law.

You will order 4Gin and tonics and receive 2Gins and be asked to pay extra for the tonics, there will also be a charge for the glass, unless you had taken your own.

You will be required to use all the tonic at once, if there is too much for the glass you will have to throw the rest away because their policy says you can't carry over tonic to the next gin.

 

As you walk away from the bar a member of staff will call you back and inform you that the price has just increased and you needed to pay more for the drinks you already have. If you refused they will take the drinks back and claim you owe for the use of the glass.

 

The jukebox in the pub will play every other word of songs and occasionally stop completely, restart the last track, stop again then display "Song failed" and turn off. The volume will go from full to off every few minutes.

 

As you take the first sip of the Gin and realise it is vodka so return it to the bar you will be told that you only had 14seconds to complain about a drink, after that they are not interested, yes yes they know you would like to think that the law says they should sell you what you ask for but "policy" said they don't have to.

 

As you try to complain they will pick up a phone dial a number and hand it to you telling you if you don't like it talk to customer services.

 

Eventually you will realise that O2 isn't the pub for you but they have locked the doors and you can't leave unless you pay a penalty.

 

 

So if O2 ran a pub it would definitely be somewhere to avoid, thankfully they don't so you only need to avoid joining their phone service, or like me look forward to when you can leave..... Without paying a penalty.

 

Beware spam emails about Viagra . And other www problems.

I received an email the other day from that well known Canadian pharmacy. It's actually ironic that in the UK you get spam from them then when you go to Canada there are The London Drug company all over the place. Anyway I digress as usual.

The thing is that the email said - click on the link about the link below the one above if you don't want to not unselect the preselected purchase of Viagra. It further said, and I didn't notice this it at the time, that if I failed to unselect the selected tick in the box above the one below they would continue to supply me with Viagra until I had re selected the unselected tick box.

 

Anyway the result was that five days later I got home to find a card from the courier saying that I was out when they called and if I phoned the 0898 number on the card for just 98p a minute I could re-schedule the delivery to a time when I would be in. Intregued as I hadn't realised I had ordered anything I phone the number and after only 30minutes of selecting numbers and pressing stars and hashes my deliver was all set for 4pm the next day.

 

At 8am while I was out my delivery arrived and was left piled outside the front door. Fifty bright blue paper bags with "Extra strength Viagra" in orange emblazoned on each bag. The old lady opposite twitched her curtains as I moved the bags to gain access to my door.

 

On the doormat inside was the delivery note and an invoice for a rather large sum from The Canadian pharmacy for one tonne of Viagra pills.

I wasn't too worried about the bill, after all I am about to be very very rich once the money from the bank of Nigeria clears in my account from my distant relatives' sad accident, so all I needed to do was sent all the parcels back hence I left them on the doorstep.

 

If you don't live in the UK you might not know that recently we have been having quite a lot of rain here, and while I was desperately trying to find a contact number for the Canadian pharmacy I hadn't noticed that it was pouring with rain.

Canada being an environmentally aware country , ok ignore the tar sands, use paper packaging as it's easier to recycle. It also goes very soggy in the rain and by the time I had given up trying to return the packages they were dissolving and floating accross the lawn and over the flower beds.

 

Ok, I though, messy but it will wash away eventually.

 

But no, not so simple, leaving the house this morning I opened the door to find every blade of grass on the lawn has turned into a green nail, pointing straight up and solid as steel. You can't bend it, walk on it or cut it, 3 cats and a hedgehog are pinned into it. If I manage to push a blade of grass down it just springs straight up again. Its lethal.

 

So please anyone, is their an antidote to Viagra lawn, or do I just have to go and rub it gently until it eventually goes back to being soft?

 

Take these drugs Kids - Don't take drugs kids!

Millions of pounds are spent on educating children with "SAY NO TO DRUGS" "HUGS ARE BETTER THAN DRUGS" and various other reasonably pointless slogans that make police and teachers feel they have done something to dissuade them from trying things like cannabis or cocaine.

Then in a supermarket the other day walking past the dispensary I overheard a man with a very small child telling the pharmacist that the child had some ailment and that he had given him this drug but thought he needed that drug and the pharmacist was asking has he tried something else, I realised its a pretty mixed message children are receiving.

But it is what people do these days, as soon as little Jonny has the slightest perceived ailment its off to the chemist or worse to a G.P. to get a drug that will in their mind cure the problem. Never a thought that left alone the child will get better naturally.

 

The reason they do this .......our good friends in advertising.

 

Drug companies produce ads for "gentle medicines" "safe for children" and sell drugs for the baby from age 1day. There is something to give them for everything from nappy rash or crying too softly or because mum thinks the child is too hot or too cold, or maybe just a little pill to make them sleep while parents go off down the tapas bar with friends every night. Its usually in nice packages that say hey look give your child this it's perfectly safe we gave a mouse 300 doses and it only died once!

 

Doctors prescribe no end of antibiotics to children for the slightest ailment ignoring the evidence that many of these drugs don't cure much of what they are given for and also destroy the child's natural ability to fight off viruses and bugs, sometimes for the rest of their lives.

 

So remember kids SAY NO TO DRUGS, unless they are given to you by a man (or woman) wearing an unnecessary white coat, in which case remember to take the entire course because if you don't your natural ability to recover from illness might just still be with you as an adult !

 

 

 

 

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Cancer Research - And why they have to fail forever.

 

We all know someone who has done a charity event for Cancer Research, usually something pointless like a run, a walk or as some woman told me the other day given up alcohol for a month.

When cancer research first started over 70 years ago there was probably a genuine wish to find a cure, to save lives and to make the ill well again. But as time progressed and the big drug companies took hold things changed and changed rapidly. Now the cures have to be hidden.

HOW THE DRUGS INDUSTRY WORKS.

 

A drug company only has so many years that it holds the patent for its drugs during which time it can basically charge what it likes, but once this expires other companies can make the drug and this is the time that a lot of drugs are suddenly discovered to be either not as good as suggested or just darn right dangerous. So hey presto the drug company comes along with a new drug to replace the old one and the cycle starts again. Thereby ensuring that any other company who is now making the drug has a hard time trying to sell it.

Seriously this is how it works, I'm not making it up. Over the years £billions has been paid out in compensation for people killed and injured taking dangerous prescription drugs. It's all about the money, not making people well.

Only by selling drugs will the company make a profit, no way would they ever want to release a pill that for example cures the common cold with one dose, that would be a disaster, far better to sell you lots of other products that will reduce the length of your cold from 7 days to just a week and need to be taken 3 times a day.

Returning to the point, Cancer "research" employs millions of people around the world, from charity collections to supposed research and development of drugs.

Cancer Research UK alone employs thousands of people and over 4000 of these are earning over £60,000 a year with many on over £100,000 a year and the big boss earning £260,000 a year. That's the charity people, nothing to do with researching. A massive £1.5million is spent just on their top earners. And every one of them is out of work if ever a careless scientist let's slip that cancer was cured years ago.

There is also the vast sums of money to be made for all the ongoing treatments that bring in masses of money, like chemo and radiotherapy. Many of these treatments have never saved a life, no really they haven't. People survive cancer despite the treatment in many cases, not because of it, especially in the USA where everyone pays for everything in health care.

OK I know you don't believe me, the world is not that bad that people are dying just to save profits. Yes it is and don't just take my word for it. There is plenty of evidence, haven't you ever wondered why every time there is a fantastic new possible cure found it will vanish without trace.

Because Millions will become unemployed around the world as soon as cancer is cured, so it's never ever going to be allowed to happen.

 

So, next time someone tells you that they are running 10km or shaving half their chest for Cancer research , just mention that cancer was cured years ago but its good they are helping to fund millions of jobs around the world.

 

 

We're all (not) going to the Zoo tomorrow .

No one knows I have a daughter because she has never been allowed out of her room since she was born 8 years ago, I keep her locked in 24 hours a day 365 days a year. it's OK though really it is I go in twice a day and give her food and drink, just the basics that I know she likes porridge and water but its a perfectly good diet and she doesn't need variety just the basics.

 

And before you start complaining that keeping her locked in a room is wrong just remember she was born in it so doesn't know anything else, it's not cruel ,it's not wrong, how can she miss things that she doesn't know, or want for things she has never seen.

 

Still not convinced? Me neither, but its exactly what is happening in Zoos in this country and all around the world.

Wonderful animals that should be roaming over thousands of acres of land or climbing in forests or swimming in seas are locked in animal prisons so that snotty nosed school children can go and gorpe at them. They are fed a diet obtained by the most cost effect methods, stale bread from the supermarkets full of additives for some or the cheapest possible foods for others to maximise the profit of the zoos.

 

Zoos tell us that it's not wrong the animals were born in captivity as if this somehow makes it all Ok, and we let them continue. They try and justify it as conservation but when an animal escapes its shot dead as happen to wolves from Colchester Zoo the other month. But it's OK they were just wolves so no one should worry.

 

There is no need, no possible justification, for these animal prisons, there is the Discovery Channel, National Gerographic and many wildlife documentaries where children can see animals as they should be, free, wild and living a purposeful life.

 

Children should not be told that Zoos are fun or good places to visit, they should see the boredom and frustration that the locked up animals are suffering every day. They should be told to demand that these terrible places are shut down.

 

 

 

A visit to Microsoft (spoof)

Anyone with a Microsoft/Windows based computer will know the joy of their operating systems especially windows 8, the way that you turn your computer on and never wait more than an hour before you can actually usefully use it and the way everything is so simple even a rocket scientist can do it.

 

I decided to pay a visit to their UK offices and thank them in person for the amazing systems they produce for the home user.

 

I arrived at the carpark where the barrier was stuck in the down positing but a helpfull young man told me that he would park my car in a while, they were just carrying out a "CRITICAL UPDATE" to the barrier and it would be working again in about 5minutes, I left him my car keys he insisted I "DO NOT SWITCH OFF" my engine and leave the car with the boot open and a can of petrol by the fuel filler cap, he said it was company policy.

 

I walked to the main entrance and about to pull the door open spotted a sign saying that a "SECURITY UPDATE" was taking place to the doors and I would need to use the side entrance, I followed the signs and found a side door with a notice "TO OPEN PRESS THE ALTERNATIVE BUTTON WHILE HOLDING THE HANDLE AND SLIDING LOCK WITH RIGHT HAND AND PRESSING THE ENTER KEY WITH THE LEFT HAND" after 4 attempts the door opened slightly and two more attempts I was in.

 

Once in there were no directions to reception but after wandering I found my way.

 

I told the young girl on the desk who I was visiting and she asked for my 12 digit appointment code, unfortunately I had obviously written it down with a Capitol or zero where there should have been a lower case or letter O so I had to send an email to the girl on the desk for her to send me the code to my phone in order to ensure I was actually the person she was expecting.

The email didn't arrive, I had forgotten that I used my hotmail account not my outlook when booking the appointment, so we started again and my appointment was eventually confirmed.

 

I was told to wait in the canteen and directed to the lifts, go to the 10th floor she said, the lift will take you there you don't need to select a floor it stops on them all. I stood in the lift, the floor indicator showed 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-8-7-6-7-5-7-6-4-3-2-1. RESTARTING PLEASE WAIT- 5-6-7-8-7-6-5-6-7-8-9 and then 10. I have no idea how we went from floor 1 to 5 without moving.

 

Stepping out I was in the canteen which was closed while "UPDATES ARE IN PROGRESS THIS MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME"

 

I headed back to reception where the nice young girl input my appointment code again, yikes I gave her the wrong one first time so we had to do the email thing again, although I did remember outlook not hotmail this time.

 

She told me to go to the third floor where I would be met by the head of customer relations, I opted for the stairs which seemed to all be slightly different heights and angles, a sign informed me "UPDATES ARE IN PROGRESS BUT YOU CAN CONTINUE WALKING WHILE THESE TAKE PLACE" I did but the walk was very slow and difficult.

 

The third floor had six doors and a notice "PLEASE SELECT YOUR DEFAULT DOOR, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT CHOICE" but gave no assistance on which door would be best for the head of customer relations. As it happened the first two doors stuck, the third opened but wouldn't close properly.

 

I headed for a desk with the sign "head of customer relations " hanging over it only to find another sign saying he had been " MOVED TO QUARANTINE" which I later found out meant he was off with a flu virus.

 

I walked back to the 6 doors only to find that five were no longer working but luckily the stuck open one had just enough room to squeeze through but did make an interesting click sound behind me followed by a speaker "THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ERROR PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE CHECK FOR A FIX" then it said "NO FIX AVAILABLE" all very odd.

 

The stairs down looked different, then I realised that for no reason that I could fathom the lights were changing random colours and would suddenly go out then all come back on white again.

 

Again at reception the girl asked me for my appointment number but I told her that I would leave it for today and headed for the exit, only to realise that the security update meant I hit the glass as I pushed the handle so checking no one had seen I took the side door, there was a notice "HANDLE MISSING" To open from the inside "SLIDE POINTER TO TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER THEN DROP DOWN TO BOTTOM CORNER AND SELECT OPEN" before the top arrow had slipped out.

 

The young man by the car park barrier was standing by my car with the barrier half up, he refused to let me take the car until he had emailed me to confirm my identity.

 

He should be out of hospital Friday.

 

 

Cholesterol the Myth and the Lies

When visiting a Doctor or attending fitness clubs we are faced with a multitude of notices and you can bet that one will be telling you to get your cholesterol checked. Its so important that we know our level because if it is too high then we need to take Statins to reduce it.

Everyone knows someone who has high cholesterol and is on statins, everyone should get tested and everyone must conform to the limit.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE .......

That is all wrong. No really it is and it is not me saying it, its a lot of very well educated scientists who have been saying it for a while now. Our Cholesterol level is irrelevant. I say irrelevant but what I mean is that it is not important in the way doctors have been telling us for years.

It all started with a cock up and the best way I have had it explained is like this.

If you are doing research into the cause of house fires you will see that at every house fire there are fire engines and firemen, so therefore it follows that fire engines and firemen must cause house fires. Simple. If you remove those then the fires will stop. No arguments the fire service cause house fires and it's completely proved by research.

Well you probably believed it with cholesterol so why not with fires?

 

The thing is that cholesterol is often present in people and someone made the huge leap from that to heart attacks and other problems. But for Cholesterol read the fire service, it turns up after an event. This event is inflammation in the body. When the body finds inflammation it uses cholesterol to help heal it in the same way that it would create a scar over a wound. So, in fact if you lower the cholesterol with drugs you stop the body healing itsself and unless you are tackling the inflammation you are turning off the water in the fire service pipes and letting the house burn out of control.

Some news papers and medical journals have been publishing this but unfortunately the sale of Statins was $82billion in 2011 so there is a lot of pressure to keep people popping them.

There is also the problem that although the original research has now been completely discredited a lot of doctors who trained under the cock up theory keep saying "everyone knows high cholesterol is bad for you" and ignoring the fact the world has changed.

Companies selling products that they claim lower cholesterol like flora and other chemically manufactured gunk make way too much money to admit that what they are really selling is a cock up theory from 40 years ago.

The evidence is out there, in publications by doctors, scientists, cardiologist and on the web, but the drug industry is worth billions and in some cases your GP will be getting a nice little incentives to both test you for cholesterol and then prescribe you the drug the drug company rep has paid him to promote.

 

There is so much money to be made by scaring people about cholesterol, it sells all kinds of foods and it makes people take unnecessary drugs. Doctors make a profit from it and even Sainsburys teams up with Flora margarine to offer people unnecessary testing in the supermarket ending the in store advert with "helping you live well for less" shouldn't that be live less well.

 

It started with a research cock up 40 years ago, so isn't it time it stopped.

 

Spaz Mobiles - Revisited

There was a time when if you googled  Spaz Mobile this blog came up as the first entry, but sadly things have changed and now it is nowhere to be seen.

The increasing number of these darn machines never stops. We have them blocking the roads at 4mph and trying to kill us in the supermarkets because they selected 8mps by mistake. I was beeped at in Sainsburys the other morning by a woman in her Spaz Mobile, because she thought I was taking too long looking for something I assume. I so nearly stuck a wedge of stilton behind her wheels or a roll of tin foil over her battery terminals.

 

There is something else about these machines that no one seems to realise, they are making people ill, I don't just mean when they crash or people fall out of them either.

Consider this; before the introduction of the spaz mobile the old and infirm would be seen struggling up the roads on sticks or walking frames, shuffling through the shops and dragging their wheeled trollies home again, puffing and panting as they struggled to get about. A trip to the shops would take all morning and by the time they had packed the PG tips into the pantry they were knackered.

Oh that's terrible I hear you cry, but before you decide I am an evil person ( I am but lets pass over that here) consider the world of the Spaz Mobile users. They shuffle from the power assisted arm chair into the Spaz Mobile and there they sit as they hit the streets to rain terror and cracked ankles upon the rest of us. The only part of granny getting any exercise is the wrist as they open it up to full throttle. This also applies to the ever increasing number of obese people who are using the darn things.

They may help people get about, they definitely cause chaos on the roads and in the supermarket and unless someone can prove otherwise I suggest they are reducing the amount of exercise their users are getting even if they used to struggle to take the exercise.
Lack of exercise for the old or obese can't be a good thing, now can it.

Carbon Neutral heating - or maybe not.

 

There are people in the world who believe that something can be done about global warming, they seriously think that even though the ice age ended itself without the assistance of Range Rover 4x4s that by buying their electricity from Green Southern Elec-Trickingyou Ltd they will save the planet.

Everyone is jumping on the band waggon, saying that their product will save the planet,  Dyson for example sell a vacuum cleaner that has no carbon brushes in the motor and  claim it "emits no carbon". Seems they miss the small point that the carbon dust sent out from electric motors is nothing to do with the carbon dioxide which has nothing to do with global warming.

 

Now even the local log company is trying to claim the green moral high ground. The advert at the top of this entry includes the line "providing you with carbon neutral heating". Really ?

 

Hold on, they are telling me that burning logs is carbon neutral. Using their logic you can say the same for coal and gas, oh and probably petrol too.

I bet their argument will be that the trees are from sustainable forests, oh yes that's it, still that doesn't negate the fact that when you burn a tree it releases carbon along with other pollutants. 

Ok ill be generous, if they give you a tree and then plant another then eventually the carbon you release will be taken back. No hold on, the tree would still only be carbon neutral if it was cut down by hand saw, then dragged to your door on the back of a donkey.

 

But it isn't, these logs are from Sweden where they will have been cut using a petrol saw, loaded using a diesel tractor taken by diesel truck to a drying kiln and probably dried using gas. Loaded onto a oil powered ship and brought to the UK where they go by road to the distribution yards and eventually delivered to your door on the back of a diesel pickup.

So exactly how carbon neutral is heating by logs?

This is an Important Anouncement!

I don't watch adverts, I have said this before, but I do see them.

What do I mean , well when I am at my gym slogging away on the treadmill they refuse to fast forward the ads on the screens so I can't avoid them.

Most recently there has been an increase of the " THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT"

 

I remember when I was a kid if that caption was on the screen it mean someone important had died or we had declared war. These days it means nothing so interesting, now it means "here comes an advert for a company you don't need"

It's is usually for blasted PPIs, which if you we're daft enough to fall for its your own fault, and is there anyone in the country who is actually stupid enough to believe there will be an important announcement in every break during deal or no deal? No need to answer that, the existence of that program proves there must be.

 

Since these scum companies have taken over the Important Anouncement field if there ever is anything important to alert the nation to we will all miss it, assuming its PPIs we will remain slogging along on the treadmill or making a cup of tea before Noel Edmunds returns with another set of people prepared to pretend they see any point in his TV quiz.